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SKiEL @Tina@masto.quad.moe

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compiles stuff with Visual Studio -> vrooom

opens GitKraken on an big project -> WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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don’t call yourself a programmer unless you dress up as a girl while coding

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So before RFC6585 came along, Twitter had http reponse code 420 for exceeding your api limit and it was called "enhance your calm"

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is this the nerd equivalent of losing your virginity

masto.quad.moe/media/jdHKgwdlz

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@quad Shit man. This guy is basically in mint condition except for some small scratches on the bezel below the screen

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wired: using eth0
wifi: using wlan0

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For my next IT lesson I decided to teach them about good vs bad passwords
I will ask them to write a 8-length password.
Then I will show them how fast my script brute force them

One of my students gave me this OwO
It's quite great, considering the tools used

wwwww paris public transports

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>be me
>trying to deploy js app
>npm install
>suddenly the entire universe starts breaking
>big bang reverses
>entire universe reverts into its original form of highly compressed matter
>everyone dies
>all beings become one fellow mess of matter
>the ultimate singularity of all matter that ever was or would be
>compressed into a tiny little space
>this unlimited source of mass is now all that remains in existence
>node_modules

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me when it’s morning in norway and quad’s about to wake up

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There's one store in Sweden that got it

tempted to buy it for the memes